Massage Your Brain

This blog is about my mother, The Honorable Frances Barthelma Joan Lucia Hujar Stacy. Her zany rituals and unusual habits rub off on me, as well as her untidy and hilarious mannerisms. She says the funniest stuff; its a shame that I am so used to hearing it all that I don't recognize it as humor when I hear it. I love her more than anything. In her own words, she describes herself as "always happy; I'm never depressed. I'm not a depressed person" and my "biggest fan."