This blog is about my mother, The Honorable Frances Barthelma Joan Lucia Hujar Stacy. Her zany rituals and unusual habits rub off on me, as well as her untidy and hilarious mannerisms. She says the funniest stuff; its a shame that I am so used to hearing it all that I don't recognize it as humor when I hear it. I love her more than anything. In her own words, she describes herself as "always happy; I'm never depressed. I'm not a depressed person" and my "biggest fan."
Monday, February 21, 2011
Sunday, February 13, 2011
"I didn't get many things in Paris.... but I got a cat sweater"
Whew... thank God you at least got a cat sweater, Mom.



Thursday, February 10, 2011
Tuesday, February 8, 2011
Wednesday, February 2, 2011
Apple Bottom Jeans
My mom is a big texter. She texts me nonstop, ending every text with "XO." Obsessed with her phone, she literally sleeps with her blackberry laying loyally next to her face, substituting it for a baby blanket or stuffed animal. A few weekends ago, Daniel Harrison's older brother got married. My family attended. But my mother did more than attend. She over-enjoyed herself, serving as the only mother dancing to Shorty Got Low, which is in fact her favorite song. She hopped out there on the dance floor and was having the time of her life.
Tuesday, January 25, 2011
When the Smoke Alarm Goes Off....
Before my home kitchen underwent a recent remodeling, hearing the smoke alarm was a daily sound that my tender ears had to endure. My mom is a good cook. She does better than most, although, she has her moments. The smoke alarm doesn't go off as frequently these days because a new vent hood was installed (luckily for her). It used to go off nightly, and then shortly after, I would hear my dad nonchalantly yell "Dinner is ready."Lets just say she likes her cooking a little on the toasty side. Here she is making her pizza pops (very good mother and avery I know you want some of these). But last night she achieved her highest point: a massive pork roast which she stuck into a little crock pot. The meat stuck out the top, but she still felt the need to put the top on. So she balanced it on the five inches of erupting mass. Job well done to a half cooked pork roast!!!
Thursday, January 20, 2011
Knitting for Mrs. Dawson

My mom and I sat on the couch tonight watching the office, while I did dreadful chemistry and she knit something. "I'm knitting this for Mrs. Dawson!", she said about the purple sequined project, or "UFO" (unfinished object) in her hands. Surprised by her randomness, yet at the same time, not surprised at all, I asked "What...? Why? That's weird." I was not interested in her nonsense but still a little curious. "Because she is poetic. I thought she'd look poetic. I wanted to do something nice for her. And I can't give it to Mr. Hunt..."
A few minutes later, while still knitting, she whispered "I'm so excited you going to get the Climb Award. I'm gonna be there and I'm gonna go YAY!!!"
Award
Mom: Your getting an award in honors chapel!
Me: What for?
Mom: Don't know. Probably because your fabulous.
Me: What for?
Mom: Don't know. Probably because your fabulous.
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